Thursday, April 28, 2011

Holocausto / The Hove Warrior 2002



Thursday, April 21, 2011

Skull Tortoise


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Bored of Southsea - Creatures of the Solent T-shirt



Tom and Gaz sent me one of the Bored shirts I recently drew for them.....stoked!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Its always good to get emails from fans of your work

Its always flattering when some one buys a print from my site and I think, thats seriously cool, they must be a like minded person, reasonable and interested in having a piece of my art. Rad!!!

Here's a great email conversation for you:

--- On Thu, 4/14/11, Jake Williams wrote:

From: Jake Williams
Subject: Plague Doctors order
To: funeralfrench@yahoo.com
Date: Thursday, April 14, 2011, 4:31 PM

I ordered the Plague Doctors print from you on March 22. I have yet to hear anything regarding this order. Has it been shipped? If I don't hear from you in 24 hours, I'll assume that you're bullshit and begin the dispute process through Paypal.

--
Jake Williams


On Thu, Apr 14, 2011 at 2:08 AM, "French" (Richard Sayer) wrote:
Hey Jake,

I mailed your item on the 27th March, as I do all the mail on mondays. It's gone to this address:
xxxx
xxxxx
Salt Lake City, UT 84111
United States

It can take 2 weeks or more sometimes to get to an address as far away as you in the states. Maybe chill, relax, have a cuppa and put your feet up. If it doesn't come in the next 7 days, drop me and an email and we can work out what you wanna do.

Cheers for the rude email.

french





From: Jake Williams

I guess you're new to how things work on the internet. Let me inform you. When a buyer purchases an item from a seller, the seller provides confirmation that the item has been shipped. The buyer doesn't need to request this because it is assumed. Clearly you're unaware of this because you are new to the internet. That's fine. Hopefully you'll learn. Allow me to continue. The buyer always sends the item with some sort of tracking. This practice has two benefits: 1) The buyer can track where the package is, and 2) The seller has proof that the package has been delivered. You see, if you don't send it with tracking, as I'm assuming you didn't, what is stop me from receiving the package and then claiming I never received it?

A PayPal dispute has been opened. Check your PayPal account.



I couldn't be arse with this nobhead, so I refunded him. I hope he gets the print soon and every time he looks at it he can realise he's a massive twat.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

HAUNTING SKATEBOARDS



Stoked!! I swapped some stuff with Bram at Haunting Skateboards and he just sent me the raddest package!!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Cleptomanicx - Bedlinen, Boxers and Pyjamas



Quite a while ago I drew a variety of skulls from different times in human evolution, for my Cleptomanicx. Stefan Marx asked me to do this for a fabric pattern.

As you can imagine it take a good amount of time to make the pattern, send it off to make the fabric and then have it made into garments. Luckily I just drew about 10 skulls and a logo, so that Stefan and the good lads at Cleptomanicx could do the rest.



Stefan modelling the fabric when it arrived.



The fabric comes as bedlinen ....



Boxers....



and pyjamas....



You buy get all these from the Cleptomanicx online shop

Thanks again to Stefan and all the lads at Cleptomanicx, I'm so happy with this. See you guys in Hamburg for a skate, some Astra and the punk pub.